Versailles Bakery. Visiting Miami without sampling the Cuban cuisine is like trekking through Paris without noticing the Eiffel Tower. The chicken, beef, beans, and rice will fuel you up for the night. Indulge in some fine Cuban pastries from the legendary bakery. Versailles Bakery, 3555 SW 8th St., Miami, FL33135. 305-444-0240.
Space Dance Club. Make sure you schedule your party for a Saturday, just to have an excuse to visit Space. The world’s best-known DJ’s spin from eleven o’clock to sun-up and beyond. With eleven bars inside, there’s plenty of room for your crew to get busy with the locals. Get in line by 11pm, or you’ll have to wait for your next visit. The club’s only open on Saturday nights into Sunday mornings. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami, FL33132. 305-372-9378.
Club Madonna. Miami’s hottest strip club presents adult film celebrities and the world’s most exotic dancers every night of the week. Like most places in South Beach, Club Madonna’s got an anything goes atmosphere that extends all the way back to the private lounges. Your bachelor party guests shouldn’t make it out alive unless they swear a blood oath of loyalty to keep the night’s events a secret. That is, of course, assuming that they ever want to leave. Club Madonna, 1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, 33139. 305-534-2000.
News Cafe South Beach. Wind up your night at this always-open café, if only to make sure your bachelor party exploits didn’t make the local papers. Enjoy sandwiches, salads, or your fifth dessert of the night. NewsCafeSouthBeach, 800 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach, FL33139. 305-538-6397.
Oh, yeah… The BEACH! You didn’t bring your crew down to Miami just to PAY to see beautiful women, did you? Grab your sunscreen and hit the sand by two o’clock to see a stream of should-be models prancing in the waves.
