#5: Wake the dead. What better place to celebrate life than in a cemetery. Quiet, secluded, outdoors, and unlikely to attract attention, you can often get as loud as you want – evening the middle of the day. If you’re scared of ghosts, just remind yourself that you’re providing them with much needed entertainment. Besides, who are they going to tell?
#6: Shoot a hole in one. Try to score a birdie in the rough at your favorite golf course. It helps if you’re a member, but it’s even more exciting if you’re not. Plenty of public golf courses will work just fine, especially since they usually have sparse security. Enjoy the soft grass after hours if you’ve ever wanted to enjoy outdoor sex without the fuss of camping.
#7: Take the ‘O’ train. Most Americans don’t realize that you can actually rent your own private sleeper car on trains that travel across the country. Put your love in motion on an overnight trip that costs about the same as plane fare and a hotel stay. If you’re a little more adventurous, you can fool around in some of the train line’s newer, handicapped-accessible bathrooms.
#8: Make that Hummer earn its name. Treat your bride to a decadent night in a stretch Hummer limousine. Though you may have to book pretty far in advance, these luxury stretch theme park attraction-sized limousines hold twelve people comfortably. That means your vehicle will give you and your bride plenty of space to live out your wildest fantasies. Direct the driver to take a long, scenic tour of your honeymoon destination. Then raise the partition and enjoy the ride.
